And he played upon a ladle, a ladle, a ladle,
And he played upon a ladle, and his name was Aiken Drum.
2. And his coat was made of cream cheese, etc.
3. And his coat was made of good roast beef, etc.
Suggestions for Additional Verses
His eyes were made of pepperoni, pepperoni, pepperoni...
His hair was made of spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti...
His nose was made of a pickle, a pickle, a pickle...