The Swiss Cheese Song
from MMF! Songbook

Lyrics
There once was a woman
Who gobbled Swiss cheese,
Gobbled Swiss cheese,
Gobbled Swiss cheese,
And one day she woke up
With holes in her knees,
Woke up with holes in her knees.

This woman cried, "Help me,
Oh, what can I do?"
"What can I do?"
"What can I do?"
"When I look at my knees
I see sky shining through.
Now I see sky shining through."

She ran to the doctor
Who answered with ease,
Answered with ease,
Answered with ease,
"Just swallow some tiddlywinks."
"They'll fill up your knees."
"Tiddlywinks will fill up your knees."

She salted some tiddlywinks
And gobbled down lots,
Gobbled down lots,
Gobbled down lots.
Now 'stead of holes,
She's got green polka dots,
Now she's got green polka dots.

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